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Crappy Kerning T shirt SOLD OUT

Crappy Kerning T shirt SOLD OUT

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After several years of development, I present to you the Holy Grail of brand manipulation and satire, the pinnacle of human achievement, the shirt to end all shirts, - the “Shirt” T-shirt! It’s like branding took a long look in the mirror and had an existential crisis. In a world of branding illusions, this T-shirt is the mirror that says, “Look at you, buying a shirt!” And you, splendidly self-aware, retort, “Yes, indeed I am!”

But there’s more! With the kerning off by just a bit, this shirt will make designers flee in fear! This is not just clothing, it’s designer repellent! Wanna clear the room at a hipster design gathering faster than setting a Roomba loose with a chainsaw taped to it? This is the shirt for you.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

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